ENDANGERED ORPHANS: HOUSE OF RATH

RATH'S NOT SO LUCKY CHARMS
about 2 years ago – Fri, Mar 18, 2022 at 01:03:54 AM

Happy St. Patty's Day, everyone! 

I know many of you have been asking what the latest shipping news is for the most anticipated House of Rath game ever (there's not another one we don't know about is there?). Well, the requests have been made and we have green lit the execution of the long boat ride, but we are still waiting on the final itinerary. Once we get it, we'll be updating everyone, but until then just wanted to let you know where we currently stand. I hope to have a definitive expectation for delivery in the coming weeks. 

Until then, may each of you have the luck of the last surviving orphan on your side! Thank you for your patience!

- Rick

MOVING FORWARD
about 2 years ago – Sun, Feb 06, 2022 at 02:01:48 AM

Well, Groundhog Day came and went without much fuss. Unfortunately, I did not get to live the day on repeat so I could try every shipping scenario known to man through countless do-overs until I found the magical unicorn of shipping strategies. That's a curse I would have actually been happy to have this year. Either way, we have done what we can and it's time to move things forward.

I don't know if we will be happy or not with the final shipping fees having waited this long, but I do know we are done waiting. The factories should be opening back up soon after the Chinese New Year celebrations. I'm asking the logistics team to start coordinating the shipments to the fulfillment houses as soon as they are back up and running. We need to get our beloved orphans moving towards their bleak future. I'm almost certain they are as excited as you are. 

At the time of writing this, I don't have an expected date when they will depart. There's usually a short term backlog, as plenty of other companies are trying to ship product. But, I can tell you that we have gotten things started and we are getting in line. 

I cannot thank you enough for your patience and understanding as we've navigated this unforeseen obstacle. I'll keep you updated with expected ship dates as soon as I get them. 

Have a great weekend!

- Rick and the Certifiable team

The State of the Game - Fall 2021 Edition
over 2 years ago – Sat, Dec 11, 2021 at 02:10:42 AM

Bidet Covians!

This one's a bit too in depth and personal for me to do a quick bullet point breakdown so please watch when you can and we wish you all a happy and healthy Holiday season!

Update 30 - Final Production Samples
over 2 years ago – Wed, Dec 08, 2021 at 03:46:43 PM

Bidet Covians!

While we still don't have a timeline for shipping, though Rick is emailing back and forth with our production house daily, we wanted to share a little happy with you in the form of our FINAL PRODUCTION SAMPLES!!

 For those of you who don't want to watch the video above, and thereby refuse to share in any kind of ocular joy, I'll break it down for you below:

- Spine text for Cursery Rhymes has been corrected.

- Coin slot in the inserts now holds the Collectors Coin snugly.

- Everything else remains the same from the previous video as far as quality and content.

- You really should watch the video, my eloquent writings don't do the visuals justice. 

And that's it for now. Again, as soon as we have more info on shipping we will come back and share with you all but for now don't forget to love each other and please wash your damn hands!

Update 29 - Trying To Be Smart
over 2 years ago – Tue, Nov 16, 2021 at 12:08:20 AM

Bidet Covians!

Wanted to keep you up to date with where we're at in the HoR/Condyle Cove/Last Winter progress. I'll let Rick fill you in and then I'll come back with a short recap for those of you who hate video updates.

Basically, production is at an end and we're now weighing (physically and financially) our options for shipment to distribution houses. Sadly what once was going to cost us $3k per container has increased to $30k due to world wide issues. Once we have information in regard to a shipping window you will be the first to hear it right here.

From all of us here at Certifiable Studios we apologize for this delay. I don't think any of us could have guessed the issues that plague us right now but please be assured you will get your game and we hope once it makes it's way to your table the wait will be worthwhile. As always if you have any questions or comments don't hesitate to send me an email at: [email protected]

Be well, be good to each other and wash your damn hands.