New boogeyman. New orphans. New gameplay. Once again, the orphans are running for their lives—this time in the House of Rath!
Latest Updates from Our Project:
3 months ago
– Fri, Sep 11, 2020 at 12:39:37 AM
Hey everyone! We are well into our last 24 hours!
So...we are soon going to find out who the joke is on regarding this House of Rath Cultist Edition interest. Is Jesse right in thinking we'll have plenty of orders, or am I (this is Rick, btw) correct in thinking it won't be quite as coveted as the vocal minority suggests? I am not saying we aren't going to reach our minimum order (although that really wouldn't surprise me), but I will be shocked if we actually get a thousand orders. Once the campaign is wrapped tomorrow morning at 10am CDT, I will be providing a link on the page to allow for late pledges. The question has been whether it would be acceptable to put the Cultist upgrade as an option for those late orders, or would it create havoc for the six or seven of you that have been wanting it from the beginning and won't have a chance to claim it until October 1st (when the pledge manager will be released). To be clear, even by putting it on the late pledge store it won't sell more than a few, because it's really just for those that didn't get to their computer in time to commit. But in the event we actually have more than a thousand orders, our commitment will remain with the KS backers during the campaign. So no reason to panic or hate us. Well...not for that reason at least.
As mentioned in the video, we sadly lost all the pips on the die. Sorry. The new die will have the actual numbers etched in. Here is the video in case you missed it. WARNING: For those of you with pupaphobia, DO NOT WATCH. The image on the thumbnail says it all.
We'll go live on Twitch in a few hours for a live Q&A.Join us at 5pm CDT!!
Thanks for all your help in making this another great campaign!
- Rick and the Certifiable team
Color Us Impressed!!
3 months ago
– Fri, Sep 04, 2020 at 10:12:57 PM
Y'all are the best. Seriously. It warms my cold dead heart to see you all jump in and support us and this amazing hospital and hospitals & organizations around the world! Also, how dare some of you say "I can't donate very much" or "I know it's not a lot but..." HOW DARE YOU!! The fact that you gave is what counts. You are amazing Covians and we couldn't ask for a better bunch of backers. So, in the tradition of quid pro quo:
So there you have it, Fate cards for all and Wooden Locks!! Y'all earned it and we're happy to give it to you! We've still got 5 days to go so if you haven't had a chance to donate, there's plenty of time.
Remember kids - Wash your damn hands, don't forget to love each other and never trust a one legged pigeon: He's brought bad news before.
Let's Get Social!
3 months ago
– Fri, Sep 04, 2020 at 10:03:28 PM
The time has come, the walrus said...
It's SocialStretch Goal time!!
What's a social stretch goal? Why it's the best part of a Certifiable campaign! With every campaign we like to give back to organizations that make a difference in our lives, and possibly yours. So this campaign we're focusing on St. Jude Children's Research Hospital. We're asking that you donate what you can to this amazing hospital and of course we're happy to reward your generosity with a special prize:
A NEW FATE BOARD!!
Here's the catch:
If under 50 people donate, then they'll be the only ones to receive a new exclusive fate board.
Also, if there's an organization that benefits children that you'd rather donate to, then please do! Just send a copy of your receipt to email@example.com and we'll make sure to count it.
All entries must be in by theclose of the campaign
And lastly here's the playlist we promised you. It's lit fam!
3 months ago
– Fri, Sep 04, 2020 at 09:58:23 PM
So, since we let the Cultist add on out of the proverbial bag last week I've been inundated with questions about how it'll be added to pledges and such, and since most people prefer to watch two idiots tell you about it than read about it, behold:
Here's something we forgot to mention in the video:
IF WE DON'T MAKE GOAL OR YOU ARE NOT ONE OF THE 1,000 BACKERS TO GET THE ADD ON YOU WILL BE REFUNDED YOUR $15 PLEDGE, OR YOU CAN PUT THAT EXTRA MONEY TO USE FOR THE SHIPPING.
Since Jesse also mentioned we were going to start the anti-stretch goals off with a slight against our own Brent, look below...if you dare.
And of course, what would an update be without a poem from our own Myles Keystone III
Now go forth and do good, but from a social distance of 6' and with your mask properly positioned on your face. None of this below the nose crap!
Screw Off, Paul!
3 months ago
– Sat, Aug 29, 2020 at 12:34:30 AM
First, the good news: We've reached the final stretch goal!! Wooden Room Tiles!!
Second, the bad news: One of our backers thought they'd be super nice and donate $2500 to get us there. Thanks Paul! Jerkface.
So yeah, now that we've hit the final stretch goal we're moving onto the Anti-Stretch Goals, especially if you all keep feeling so friggin' generous. Again, thanks a lot Paul!
Stay tuned towards the beginning of next week and we'll let you in on the Social Stretch Goals we've got planned. They're pretty spiffy!
As always, wash your damn hands and don't forget to love each other. Also, we hate you Paul!